If you had $1,000
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, today it would be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With World Com, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of it, then turned-in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund,you would have $214.00.
Based on the above information, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With World Com, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of it, then turned-in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund,you would have $214.00.
Based on the above information, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.
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