A little light reading to go with that doughnut!

I cross ocean poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare
Welfare say, You come no more,
We send cash right to your door
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, American moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the American Race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.

Who will it be?

We need a big change in this country. It needs way more cowbell!! I'm tired of crooked, lying politicians and would much rather have something new for a change. Nothing ventured is nothing gained.

NOT ANOTHER secret....

Under a secretive agreement with the Bush administration....


Their closet is just overflowing with secrets. When is it ever going to end? Oh yeah, in 1061 days!!!! I sure the closet will explode wide open once this lame ass administration is gone.

There's a party in my Burka

Strap on your bomb belts and dancing shoe bombs, grab your glow sticks, then meet me at the Temple...

It's a Rave!

Can you think of a title for this one?

Guo-li-zhuang
...it is China's first speciality penis restaurant.

Another gift for that peaceful Islamic

There's something scroowy awound here!?

Well, what can I say. Some people gave this moron and his boss the keys to our country and look what has happened. Now we're dumb enough to let him walk around with a gun yet? Ok, I will cut him some slack. There are terrorists lurking throughout Texas and I'm sure he just mistook Mr Whittington as an Al Qaeda member. But then again, maybe Mr Whittington said something inappropriate during a few of his phone conversations, and Cheney decided to take him out himself. 'Shhhh, be vewy, vewy quiet....we're listening'!

For that hard to buy for Muslim....

Not responsible for any inadvertant injuries due to explosion.

Hit me baby one more time!

Why pop stars should not be moms

What did you say?

CNN.com - Lawsuit: iPods may cause ... eh? - Feb 1, 2006

This is one example of what is wrong with our society. Frivilous lawsuits wasting money and time. People shouldn't complain about the high costs of insurances....they should ridicule and go after the morons that file suits such as this. All this idiot has to do is turn down his music. That's all it takes. I guess he better file suit against his auto and stereo manufacturers as well because he's too damn dumb to turn down the freakin music!!!!!!!!!!!!

Water ice detected on comet's surface

Wow, and it took millions of dollars to figure this one out all in the name of science. I just hope when the big one hits, it's a cherry one!

Exclusive interview...

Well the day is here and gone. 6 more weeks of winter...really? Did it even get here? Anyway, here is an exclusive interview with that famous Groundhog of ours Punxsutawney Phil.

Did you ever want to.....?

Recently the harebrained driving patterns of many people have been pissing me off. Cutting over from the passing lane without a turn signal with only inches to spare between myself and the person in front of me, cruising along in the passing lane at speeds that belong in the right lane (now illegal in Pa), people driving on my ass in rush hour traffic (I can only go as fast as the person in front of me), and those that feel 'yield' means merge regardless of oncoming traffic! All of this got me to thinking; wouldn't it be great if I had a sign I could hold up for each person that pisses me off. That way I could let them know how I truly feel. Well, apparently I can because someone else has thought of it and actually put it in print Road Rage Cards. They are perfect for that daily commute and it would be a healthy way of expressing my anger. Ummm, then again maybe not so healthy, because if I really wanted to use these things, I would need an armored car and body armor as a result of all the unglued people out there.....